Last night was my last night at work before my 11 day vacation.
So naturally, nothing went smoothly at all.
Actually, I shouldn't say that. Everything was fine until about 4:45 AM.
At 4:45 AM I was on my way to empty my dirty linens, & as a passed one of the resident's rooms I heard the most awful noise.
A nurse & I went running in only to find sed resident totally naked, covered in poop & bleeding from the head - because she slipped in a puddle of her own pee.
Needless to say chaos ensued & before it was over I was covered in all manner of bodily fluids.
Have I mentioned lately how much I need this vacation?