Because I'm going to a freaking crappy buffet with my freaking coworkers to exchange gifts.
Why did I ever agree to this?
Actually, I didn't. The coworkers I'm not all warm & fuzzy about decided on this plan - because none of them have anything to do.
Look fellow bloggers, I know I watch a lot of Maury & Springer before work, but I do actually get a lot of things done. I have to cook a meal, tend to the animals, help DJ get up & dress, etc..
I do not have time to drive to sed crappy buffet, pretend to like the people I'm there with & then turn around & come back home so I can rush to get DJ & I ready.
Oh right, did I mention I have to go to work later? That's right. So I should be eating crappy buffet, & then going to work at my very physical job for 8 hours tonight. Good plan!
Again, the people who planned this adventure have no clue - one is on medical leave, one is on a month long vacation & the other is a charge nurse who never leaves the damn desk all night.
Wanna know what the icing on the cake is too? I decided not to go last week, & then one of the coworkers I do like says, "You're the only reason I'm going." Guilt trip much?
So, I agreed...& now she's not sure if she's going. Her BF has to get a drug test for his new job, which is actually very important...but how could she leave me with these sucky people that we can't stand? Who will sit with me & judge them? Sniffles.
Who am I kidding? I don't need help with the judging part.
But I will feel lonely, so think of me. Wish me a speedy lunch with no traffic on the way back!