Happy New Year!
Ok, so I know I'm a day behind schedule, but the sentiment is what's important.
Now back to the blog title, which I'm sure you're all wondering about.
My family was here yesterday for pork & sauerkraut. As is normal for them, there was lots of noise & inappropriate jokes at eachother's expense.
My MomMom drank a whole bottle of wine before dinner was over.
My uncle got lost, even though he's been here before, & my aunt was losing her shit in the car.
Everyone always labels their plastic cups so none of the little ones end up accidentially drinking a cocktail instead of fruit punch. Writing ridiculous things on eachother's cups is sort of a loving tradition.
A few years ago on our annual family vacation my mom was on the phone with my aunt, who was driving with me. Suddenly, & for no apparent reason, my aunt screamed, "Shut your pie hole!" & hung up on my mother. It was hilarious, & it stuck with her all this time. She even got a "Shut your pie hole" t-shirt for Christmas.
In any event, when she wasn't looking someone wrote "Shut your pie hole, dork face," on her cup.
She used it all night too. She's a champ.