Me, wrapped in a towel; with my hair in another. I've got a bag of dog food in one hand, & a fly-swatter in another. I am hunting a stink bug.
I couldn't go on like that forever, so I lost the dog food - & the towel I was wrapped in.
There I am, naked & bouncing around my kitchen all because of a stupid stink bug.
And you know what? I smashed that bitch!
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I almost flashed the mailman in an event that sounds very similar. I hit the deck before he caught a glimpse of this HOTTNESS :) bahahaha!
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i bet the menonites are going to send their little dogs over to your yard more often so they can "pretend" to get the dogs while they are really staring at your naked ass jumping around in your kitchen.
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